I'm 19.
Have a job.
Go to college.
Can drive a car.
And just lately learned how to clean my own bottom.
Yet i have just been grounded for a month,by the way did I mention I'm 19.
Hmmmmm, Pat you obviously left a cheese and ham toastie underneath your parents pillows.
I prefer paddy and no, what was my crime?
Well, I have a feeling this you will never guess.
I was also given permission to go,by my mother
Yet I found myself in hot water,when i got home
My parents reasoning behind the grounding in but of course roman numeral format;
- The author was a convicted drug smuggler.
- They believed Special Branch Gardie would sit in on the meeting.
- They believed these officers would take photos of me and form dossier.
- This would lead to me getting black-listed(this means getting parking tickets and being refused employment once an employer had done a background check.)
Please,if you think this is insane leave a comment.
If you don't you side with the parents,and I will kill you,like the pig you are:)
Look out for the rainbow,that shoots out knives,I think that's the masterstroke of the video.
Wednesday night I went to a book reading UCD,as I mentioned.
Almost worth the grounding.
The criminal was none other then Mr. Nice,(Howard Marks)some amazing stories and he had such a laid back way about him
I'm going to have to buy all his books now.
After marks, I purchased four nagins of vodka.
I'll leave it to your imagination, what happened next.....because i don't remember:)
Anything else to report,everyone is fainting,Whats wrong with me,why can't I faint,life always deals me a rough hand
This weeks quote comes from a crazy drunken Donegal woman:
"Are you wearing your runners over your socks?"
2 comments:
At least give me a shout out for the song of the day. When Im getting paid to tell people what music is 'cool' you'll want my name in there to prove you knew me. Check out "The Science of Sleep" by the way, good movie about a guy who has trouble telling the difference between his dreams and reality.
You comin for a drink tomorrow night before Home? Surely your insane grounding doesnt stretch right up to work and you can get an hour or two in balbriggan.
out of control teen much???! Wateva, I'll do wat i want!! I hate u more.
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