Life as I know it
My news starts from Sunday, headed into animal collective in Tripod.
All I wanted from the gig was maybe to get some how pregnant of the awesomeness of the band and give birth to some freakishly obscure musician just like Arnold Schwarzenegger did,that man beats me to everything ARGH.
Turns out I have none of the signs of pregnancy,seemingly if you make yourself sick in the morning, it doesn't count.
The reason why i didn't get my rock baby, is mainly due to the fact i almost fell asleep at the concert.
I know what your thinking, did you even give them a chance?
The answer is yes, and OK i knew they might try some new stuff out, fine but they started really rocking my socks off, when a man with a miners light on his head told me that the singer has the flu and can't rock out too much, so they stopped playing and so began Panda Bear.
I wept on the nearest bald man and continued to listen to what I was later told was Panda Bear some sort solo project by one of the band members,which was half decent.
Oh by the way, the singer got the flu thanks to Manchester idiots smashing in their tour van.....thanks,you super massive assholes(muse fans might get that;))
all and all i was disappointed to say the least.
From that night some how, text roulette lead to my friend being accused of being sick and to have sampled the pleasures of someones "lady garden", who he mostly certainly did not touch.....recently.
By the way for the untrained Kat's reading, text roulette is where you make up a rather dubious sentence and send it by text by blindly scrolling down your list of contacts,try it,bound to give you at least one awkward smile next time you see someone
Things I received from my newly returned father
- Lucky Charms
- Rangers Jacket
- A Pocket Towel????
Song of the Day
Can't get enough of this crowd, I cant believe I missed them at electric picnic
.....psst by the way electric picnic tickets are out soon,get some
Dreams will be in the next installment I swear on a grave that I named Ellen
1 comment:
Wow...did the blog-link-list dam just burst? LOL
Get a C-box man. It wud be handy.
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