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You like toasters(why yes I do)? Do you like sandwhichs(hell yeah its like my hobby)? Combine the both of them (yeah toasted sandwhichs big deal you hairless freak). No wait, you have to use a toastie machine (yeah I do, it always gets covered in cheese and takes ages to clean). Worry no more for I have found the solution (Your my hero). Thanks. Well here it is the product you've been dreaming about and cleaning the sheets the next morning to, the toastabag. My cheese fantasy brings me on to the fact of the day, which of course is to do with Swiss Cheese or as my peeps on the street call it emmental cheese.Swiss cheese has holes in it because of bacteria passing gas.
MMMMM I can taste the bacterial fartyness. Why does everything good have to have some disgusting secret??? Next Week toothpaste and its origins, You'll never brush again(this may cause many oral diseases and is not recommended by your dentist)!