The Blobfish.
From the deepest, darkest depths of the ocean, comes one of nature's greatest miracles, or blunders, depending on which way you look at it. Well, actually, regardless of any visual standpoint you take, the blobfish is one ugly mother.
Unlike the alpaca, the blobfish has never succeeded, economically speaking, neither has it overthrown entire governments. The Blobfish prefers to spend it's time aimlessly wobbling about the ocean floor. Due to it's lonely nature and freakish appearance, the blobfish has been made an outcast from society, and they normally travel alone, while the rest of the marine population idly stand by, pointing and laughing hysterically.
In more celebrity related news, Former US president Richard Nixon was once mistaken for a blobfish, thus became the famous quote "I am not a fish".
Other blobfish look-a-likes included Marlon Brando, Rodney Dangerfield and Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp.
Blobfish, unfortunately, is not a delicacy in any of the world's region although it is known to be edible while caked in lemon juice and served cold, with a side of cold fries, and boiling hot milk. For this reason, blobfish are rarely included on mainstream restaurant menus.
Anyway, c'est tout pour maintenant, j'espere que vous avez aprecié ce semaine, et je voudrais te voir encore la semaine prochaine.
Votre ami,
Sir Paul Griffin
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