Paul Griffins Animal Corner "Is it cool me and your dog shower together?"

The Blobfish.




From the deepest, darkest depths of the ocean, comes one of nature's greatest miracles, or blunders, depending on which way you look at it. Well, actually, regardless of any visual standpoint you take, the blobfish is one ugly mother.


Unlike the alpaca, the blobfish has never succeeded, economically speaking, neither has it overthrown entire governments. The Blobfish prefers to spend it's time aimlessly wobbling about the ocean floor. Due to it's lonely nature and freakish appearance, the blobfish has been made an outcast from society, and they normally travel alone, while the rest of the marine population idly stand by, pointing and laughing hysterically.


In more celebrity related news, Former US president Richard Nixon was once mistaken for a blobfish, thus became the famous quote "I am not a fish".

Other blobfish look-a-likes included Marlon Brando, Rodney Dangerfield and Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp.


Blobfish, unfortunately, is not a delicacy in any of the world's region although it is known to be edible while caked in lemon juice and served cold, with a side of cold fries, and boiling hot milk. For this reason, blobfish are rarely included on mainstream restaurant menus.


Anyway, c'est tout pour maintenant, j'espere que vous avez aprecié ce semaine, et je voudrais te voir encore la semaine prochaine.


Votre ami,

Sir Paul Griffin

Funky Morning Song

Song of the day is just pure musical gold. It feels like someone has got a rather large needle. Put it in your ear. Injected your ears with rainbows and butterflies. Which by the way are bloody brilliant in your ears. Do remember kids, just never get that needle in your nipples because that's a completely different story. Stop bringing the pain, start taking the funk. Funk is proven to give the listener a happier and more funkolcious day. May, or may not, increase the risk of heart attacks.

Night Night Song

Loved the introduction, had to post it up. Don't know the band that well but I think I just might be a fan of Clem Snide,even though I am lost on the name.
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Its T-time

No not Mr T time but rather, I had two tests for Monday, college tests have the appearance of being simply but which like a lollipop you find in the fridge it may be deceptively hard.

How is searching the Internet with Google a test or using word or counting to ten(OK we haven't been asked to count to ten)????? Someone explain why I'm doing that. My man intuition or muition for short, says someone made my course and like the tastier then tasty cheese, yes Swiss cheese, it had holes that needed filling and they just clogged the holes with useless junk like that, why cant we just watch a film or make daisy chains or make body art??
I wish someone could tell me!

A Day of Thinking

Above is a man inhaling smoke through his eyes dont know if thats possible, anyone>? Anyway I forgot how much i love blowing cold smoke (in the morning its really cold you can see smoke come out of your mouth),seriously I could do it for hours....ok maybe 20 minutes tops.Yet that is pretty good. Two favourite things to do with cold smoke pretend I'm a train or the old classic dragon man (thats the one that gets all the ladies;) ).


Other thoughts today, why do I sweat, when I'm not even moving????
Hopefully twenty doctors read my blog and get back to me. Below is a picture of a sweaty man and his japanese "friend". They sure are getting......sweaty.

Torture and Nudity

Check it out, I'm back! Watched Rendition on my day of rest, wasn't expecting a middle aged nude guy......yes i was watching the right film! I wont give too much away but gyllenhaal gives a great performance but by far one of the best people in the movie is Omar Metwally. Must also give credit to the director,who in my opinion captured some moments perfectly. You may also leave the cinema craving the transportation of a donkey, that's when you know the movie's message really hit home. Make sure not to think of Meryl Streep in the shower or you'll end up having one of those really angry showers and eventually you'll get soap in your eyes and then you'll secretly hate Meryl Streep for at least 8 hours afterwards.
anyway, forget all that jibber jabber and go see the flick.

P.S. don't bring a date, women don't find men being tortured nearly as much as i would've thought.

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Math Mania

How much you love math? Well, to tell you honestly not that much of fan, it has its moments, like when your counting money and that's about it. How about rap music? Depends on the rapper, but I dig. I'm not sure your ready for this but what about math and rap combined. If your ass hasn't just exploded, then check this out. Its much funnier when you click on the graphs and check out the videos at the same time. Here's unrelated math humour for you junkies. Here's some math tube videos to fit nicely into the only post of mine that will include math.